Contact

The best way to contact me is via email because I am a Xennial, and I won’t let email die.

You can also visit all of my pages:

Please note that I am no longer on any social media outside of Instagram or LinkedIn. Please also note that I do not like phone calls, nor do I like physical mail. I’m a writer. Email me. It’s way easier!


Reasons to contact me

  • You want to hire me.
  • You have questions about my business values.
  • You are a former student and want to tell me the amazing things you’ve gone on to achieve.
  • You owe me money.
  • You want to tell me that I’m doing great work.
  • You want to tell me that I’m causing horrible misery in the world and need to stop.
  • You have an idea for collaboration.
  • You want to interview me.
  • You want me to interview you.

Reasons NOT to contact me

  • You want to sell me something.
  • You’re a spammer.
  • You want me to put your article on my website for free.
  • You want to tell me that it’s a bad thing to run a business by personal values.
  • You disagree with my taste in food.
  • You want to discuss politics.
  • You want to insult me.
  • You’re a spider.
  • You’re soliciting donations.
  • You want me to write a review for your product or business.
  • You think writers should work for free or for exposure.
  • Anything I haven’t listed that wastes time, energy, and resources.

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Iowa Abortion Access Fund

One Iowa

Des Moines Public Library


This small business opposes Trumpism.

Want to Contact Us about our Values?

Get to know where we stand first.

TL;DR–Professional Contrarian is a sociology-informed, values-laden company.

The Long Read: Businesses cannot and do not operate in a vacuum. The worldwide sociopolitical climate affects every aspect of all life on Earth. The values we individually and collectively uphold reflect in our politics and vice versa.

To that end, Professional Contrarian directly opposes extreme right-wing efforts that maliciously harm people for who they are. We also oppose efforts to implement, maintain, and enshrine systemic discrimination. We oppose misogyny, sexism, racism, classism, ableism, ageism, heterosexism, Christian nationalism, and any other efforts to make straight, male, White Supremacist Christians the default, irrefutable hegemonic power. Please do not assume a binary position. This does not mean we hate straight people, white people, Christians, men, or anyone who identifies as a combination of those social groups. What we want to see is a human race that holds all people equal regardless of identity or circumstances. We want to see political action to legislate discrimination disappear.

We want a world in which the authentic, flawed, developing self is revered.

We flat-out oppose malicious harm.

We recognize that we all judge one another, as it is human to do so. However, we are learning to assume good intent of others and to avoid holding underinformed judgments against anyone. We ask the same from anyone reading this. We want to help improve life, and we value anything that improves life for everyone.

Professional Contrarian stands firmly with people who have been historically excluded and discriminated against because of their appearance, belief system, sexual orientation, gender identity, disability status, veteran status, employment status, housing status, biological makeup, ethnic background, age, citizenship status, marital status, conviction record, mental health, nationality, family status, and more.

Professional Contrarian supports the United States of America’s First Amendment rights. You have a right to express whatever you want. You are not, however, free from the consequences of what you express.

Thank you.