Relatable. Risqué. Resourceful. Restaurant-y?
Hi there! I’m Seeta Lee, and I write stuff that makes you feel seen, sexy, smarter, or hungry! Is that your stomach rawring, or are you just happy to see me? I’m sorry. I had to do it.
I write in two genres: Expressive nonfiction and steamy romantic fiction. That means I’m either looking at society trying to figure out what weird shit it’s doing now, or I’m writing about people getting hot for each other, which also involves some weird shit, but not literally. In my realm, weird is good; poo is less so.
My main interests are food, bodies, health, sociology, current events, self-expression, sexuality, critical thinking, romance novels, self-help books, personal finance, and social justice. And baseball. And Chicago. And joy. Did I mention I’m random? I have ADHD.
What do I mean by “Relatable. Risqué. Resourceful. Restaurant-y”?
- Relatable: I blog about life, and people seem to enjoy it. I’ve got feels for days. Yes, I’m in therapy, and I’m proud of it.
- Risqué: I write about fictional people having sex and falling in love. Fictionally. It’s usually NSFW and for adults only.
- Resourceful: I like researching and sharing useful links; otherwise, they languish in my bookmarks folder, and that’s just sad.
- Restaurant-y: I love food and like finding national deals for cheaper eats because inflation sucks. I also like boosting the signal for local eateries in the Des Moines, Iowa area and places I try whilst traveling.
If you like honest and dorky reads about life or need a cheap meal, go here! You’ll see new blog posts on Mondays and Fridays, if not more often. Please subscribe to avoid missing the new stuff!
If you’re here for the steamy romance and erotic short stories, check out my first short piece in Bust and a free piece in Literotica (NSFW, 18+ only)!
Thank you for being here!
Chai and donuts,
Seeta

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Subscribe now for weekly Des Moines restaurant news including openings & closings! Brought to you by Seeta Lee, formerly DSM Food Lover & Whole Damn Woman!